May 2013
jehansboner:
grantaire-dont-care:
oh my friends, my friends, forgive me,
that i am addicted to a musical about 19th century french people and you are noooot
Empty chairs at empty tables, Because this musical is all I’ve got
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
burritwo:
adrians:
a-creepy-weirdo-has:
adrians:
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
When I suddenly notice a guy I've never considered...
whatshouldbetchescallme:
“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind,...”
– Will Smith (via beefysquirrelz)
“It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same,...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via themoonflowers) 