I’m like aretha franklin trapped in a small jewish womans body– jodi
The “chocolate” McDonalds commercial has the nicestt McDonalds I’ve ever seen
When my friends say " I remember when you...
ilostmyvirginityatanatlconcert: alltimelowismylifee: fusels: I’m like God my friends do this all the time. Wait, what friends? I have too many cases like this
i heart cleaningg
Today I threw out a box
It contained: -A ceramic bear holding a heart with your initials in pieces that I broke when you broke up with me -a name tag from your parents murder mystery party -a movie ticket from our first date -a concert ticket -a ticket from the concert I met you at -a glen rock train schedule - a purple star bracelet I can’t remember the significance of -a sign I drew -the song you wrote...
My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real...– Ke$ha
That awkward moment when you accidentally touch...
10 more visitors till 500<3
i actually have the best boyfriend ever <3
dear girls on facebook, please put your boobs away k thanks
who does that honestlllly
i like football gamesss
i want more flags on my flag counter =[
lol everyone on Tumblr is from Massachusetts or...
jesushowsyourcoffee: stereofagline: goddamnkidsthesedays: superslutz: thathardcorekid-: kittensauce: -sittonmyface: Come to Texas We have jerky. come to canada we have mooses. Come to New Hampshire. We have no tax. Come to Washington We have trees. Come to Rhode Island We don’t have a lot of room dont come to massachusetts lol Come to Rhode Island We have coffee...
truelife: i miss being a cheerleader
Hulu ads keep getting longer…dislike
i’ve run out of things to do at home and i’m not allowed to go to school tomorrow whattodo whattodo whattodo ?
sorry i haven’t blogged in a while guyss i was in the hospitall i have “dormant food poisoning” so basically i ate something 3 weeks ago and it decided to act up on thursday nightt yeaaaah hahah
cant deal with the ridiculous news today... →
dear yahoo news,
sometimes you really scare me. yeah you report important things, but when dakota fanning becoming her town’s homecoming queen for the second year in a row, or the meaning of ke$ha’s song is explained on the homepage of yahoo news, it deeply worries me
um i'm pretty sure people figured this out a long... →
[x] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish [x] You own a designer purse [x] You own perfume that cost over $60  You had/have fake nails [x] You have more body/hair products than you use  Your pet is a chihuahua/Pomeranian/Yorkshire Terrier/Siamese/Shih Tzu/ dachshund  You have clothes/shoes/accessories for your pet [x] You have enough clothes to cover an entire refugee camp. [x]...
got a new inhaler and its purple yay!
Three peopleee homeless, hungry, and cold jesus christttt
Two people on the entrance ramp of the gw bridge cold and begging for food and shelterrr *sigh
Homeless.hungry Two words you hear when walking through the streets of new york…but for a man to be standing on the entrance ramp of the gw bridge with a sign is truly heartbreaking…come on americaaaaaaa
If you’re not going to gett off the airplane quickly, don’t sit in the front
everyone is looking at colleges this weekend and im in mexico…prioritesss
we got on the plane at 6:30 and we were about to take off and some guy was like I forgot something so he had to go get off then someone else wanted to get on and now tsa is here inspecting the fucking plane for bombs and we’re going to miss our connectionn fuckmefuckmefuckme I’m never flying again after this trip
You think customs are bad in an airport try crossing a border by foot– Anon.
"You put it in my bag upside down?"
"Well not originally we went through customs and stuff"
"For the fifth time we're still in the united states, we haven't gone through customs yet"
Fricken lady at the security check jesus christ calm yourself